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persona 3: you walk up stairs at night

Nocturne: you gradually realize you hate everything.

Because someone else did Nocturne, I’ll do a game I played today.

Xenoblade Chronicles: You get destroyed by giant caterpillars

Monkey Island.

You pick up things and use them sometimes.

Half Life

You’re a mute scientist that never does any science

I use Zelda too much so

Lost Odyssey: Everything you love dies.

Bully. You are a 15 year old ginger going to a boarding school in new england. You spend the majority of your year running errands for idiots you hate. Oh and there are only 7 girls in the whole town and they’re all a foot taller than you.

Persona 4: Everyone watches TV in the middle of the night

Devil Survivor: You’re stuck in Tokyo for a week.

Etrian Odyssey 3: You run through a forest and get killed by a deer.

baten kaitos: the main character was the bad guy all along

final fantasy xiii: in which six idiots get matching terrorist tattoos and spend half the game trying to figure out what that even means

Final Fantasy VII: Fanboy stalker hunts whiny special snowflake momma’s boy across the planet. Also features old people and talking cats.

Xenogears: You’ve been chasing this guy for 10,000 years and you JUST got his number when this guy who wants to have been your ex pulls your magical evil switch and you fuck everything up.

Metroid Prime: While chasing a flying dinosaur you can’t manage to kill no matter how hard you try, you break your equipment and instead of going to where you got it to fix it (which is the next planet over), you shoot things, roll around in tubes as a ball and backtrack a lot.

CHRONO TRIGGER: It’s a time-egg.

portal 2: you get stuck in a building

Batman: Arkham Asylum- you’re a bat and there’s some crazy people, I guess. 

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Thank you.  SO MUCH HAPPY Hyerg dyerg 

I’M GONNA SEE THIS PURDY FACE TONIGHT!